
Writer: Scott Bryan Wilson
Artist: Mariano Benitez Chapo
In 2002 Vampirella is at a bar when someone comes in. The man is celebrating a book he wrote being published. Horrible People Doing Horrible Things to Horrible People is a book that explores the darkness of humanity. During the conversation this man admits to Vampirella that the book is really the crimes he has committed and gotten away with. Vampirella asks a question if the guy would rather spend eternity here or in Hell. The guy choses here and finds himself then tied to a stake. Vampirella used her powers to sentence him to an eternity of torture. He is later tied under the ocean to be eaten by sharks, hung on a tree and tied to railroad tracks eaten by vultures. Vampirella also after twenty years admits to reading his book and finding it a failure.
“Allan Quatermain and the Missionaries of Madness”
Writer: David Avallone
Artist: Will Rios
Quatermain is in 1883 Natal on the trail of a dangerous cult. These missionaries are the Servants of the Great Old Gods and have been killing the natives. He tracks them to the sea where they are conducting a ritual. Quatermain shoots the leader in the head with his Winchester and waits for the onslaught of the other cult members. Only a giant tentacle faced god rises from the ocean and scares them off. This god just walks away and Quatermain burns the cult’s book.
Red Sonja the Executioner’s Sword”
Writer: Scott Bryan Wilson
Artist: Al Barrionuevo
Sonja arrives in a village in time to see an executioner chop someone’s head off. She finds that the guy loves his job and is just killing people left and right. He started after finding a sword on a battlefield. He then tries to kill Sonja, but she takes his sword and sticks him with it. The sword was cursed, and she buries the man and sword, so it won’t harm anyone ever again.
“Captain Gullivar Jones His War”
Writer: David Avallone
Artist: Hamish Munro-Cook
In 1918 France Captain Gullivar Jones leads his men against the Germans. He has a conversation with his sergeant. We find out Gullivar was a navy captain but recently lost his wife to the Spanish Flu. He decides to join the army. At the end he sees a carpet flying in the sky and recognizes it.
Another one-shot of Savage Tales. Seems Dynamite likes to release one every year. Wonder if they will revive the series someday. Anyhoo this was an enjoyable issue with beautiful artwork. Two of the stories feature Dynamite’s most popular characters. The Vampirella was a fascinating if somewhat confusing story. I don’t really know what happened to this murderer. Not familiar with Vampirella’s powers but I guess she can put people into some type of dream.
The Red Sonja story was excellent and very understandable. So was the Quatermain story with a bit of Lovecraftian mythology thrown in. The final Gulliver Jones was a confusing one. I believe that this character was a Civil War vet who gets transported to Mars. Not sure what he is doing in WWI or the meaning of the carpet at the end. Overall, an enjoyable read.