“Computer Love Part 2”
Writer: Christos Gage
Artist: Andy MacDonald
Hipster Machine Man is confronted by his former girlfriend Jocasta and her new boyfriend X-52 the new Machine Man. They both try to talk Hipster Machine Man out of his free will. That they are there to help him for his own good. Hipster Machine Man is full of rage and they talk about their feelings for a while. Jocasta tries to destroy Hipster Machine Man and the Hipster chops off her head. Then New Machine Man attacks and tears off his arm. Yet Hipster Machine Man uses his free will to shoot his eyes into New Machine Man’s mouth. This distracts him and Hipster Machine Man can disable him. He then takes Jocasta’s head and fights his way out of the building.
“The Leap–!”
Writer: Tom DeFalco
Artist: Mike Hawthorne
The Midnight Wreckers are now being attacked by The Artificial Life Army on one side who accuse them of programming robots against their will. The other side are killer Bain-Bots. Some of the robots that are friends manage to convince the ALA that the Wreckers are the good guys. So they join forces against the Bain-Bots. Dr. Bashara who they nickname Brain hacks into the network and disables the bots. He gets some help from a co-worker and the attack is defeated. The ALA decide to give the Wreckers a truce for now and the Wreckers move on to a new base up north.
Oh God what a mess. The main story is just full of endless talking and whining. We get some lecture on the patriarchy forced human gender roles. (Yes this is definitely 2020.) New Machine Man has to apologize for his mansplaining. The whiny Hipster Machine Man somehow comes out on top and the end.
The second story was a bit more interesting. DeFalco understands his characters and the story is alright. Given some more length he could have a decent story. It’s main flaw is the horrible artwork. Apparently it’s true you have to draw the men as feminine and the women as masculine in new Marvel comics. This was definitely not the Machine Man of old. That was quality. This is just depressing. Oh Well, I have a complete collection now. Honestly have no interest in checking out the other comics in this 2020 series. Probably be as depressing as this series was.